... and if we wanted to eat lunch we had to kill it on the way to school!

Thanks Obama!

You’d be surprised, but point taken. It almost always takes longer because it stops more often, too. Amtrak trains are generally moving faster than a freight over any given stretch of track.

1) Amtrak trains move really fast and I can see how home skillet thought he was ok.

So, how do I know you?

Yep, I’m sure both of you meet down at the general store, split a canned chicken, and enjoy the up and slide until the satellite cuts out again. II always chuckle as the dickheads who moved to Seattle from the Midwest hop in their cars, try to teach us how to drive in the snow, and promptly end up at the bottom of the…

Yeah dude eastern Oregon and Washington are a little different than where 80% of people in the PNW live.

You don’t get better seats for the price of a Sentra or a base Rogue. Again, I’m tempted.

I drive a corolla with 160k miles on it. I hop in and floor it everywhere.

WHAT? Sorry, I was riding my bicycle on the road (as is legal in all 50 states and territories!) and some dentist rolled by real slow and now I have no hearing in my left ear.

Do you live in $INSERT CITY OR STATE HERE??!?!? Oh my god me too and those drivers are the worst!

PNW winter? Totally fine. Midwest winter? Probably not fine.

whoops, is this a real team?

1) chemical reactions are not statistics

NERD!!! 

They either 1) have terrible credit or 2) found the seats comfortable and DGAF about much else.

Thin veneer.

Well, that's their problem.

The same person who would call you a nerd for this knows that a turbo encabulator for a 73-75 Renault Merdeur1 1.4 will work on 78.5 Dodge Blergmo with the phlogistonic deatomizer but only if installed backwards, and can also tell you the star players for the 1988 Mississippi Rebels football team and what happened to…

This would be perfect for a place like a ferry terminal that just wants to get you off the dock. Of course, a ferry terminal would also be perfect for a few charging ports.