Moving on from a minivan to something “more enjoyable like a Tahoe”: Drake no

Also Catholics.

WAT. A minivan is great, but has Jose heard of a tent? it’s something you can use as a temporary portable shelter without having to try to fit you and two kids in a small car for sleeping, and it costs considerably less than a minivan.

“Sir, you’ve got molluscs in your intakes, no wonder it won’t run!”

Just wait until you find out about California! People go 80, 90, sometimes even 100! This poor Washington boy just can’t hang!

Im half tempted to sell but I’d have to move away from the west coast to realize any gain, since all the houses I’d buy also have gone up.

Were commemorating the birth of the American space program!

“The birth of the American space program"

Winco is basically, Washington, Idaho, Nevada, California, and Oregon. 

This is 100% a glamping rig don’t fool yourself.

Not when you’re in a city, often times it’s the bikes that are faster. 

Minivans are the best cars for many situations.

Put ‘em on lighter bikes? Shorter courses with lower speeds?

I’m surprised you picked that out, because the rest of it is also terrible advice.

If they want to sell them they should build a worse, better looking, more comfortable car.

Yep, people aren't buying these because being a great drivers car isn't the point of a muscle car. 

“HAHAH I POOPED IN THE SCREEN!!!” - Actual toddler quote from the last 24 hours.

You know how the WWII generation lived through a Republican decade and the following aftermath (10 years of economic collapse followed by an orgy of murder?) Yeah, they loved *things*, and there's nothing greater than being able to fit shit you don't need but can afford in a huge car.

I’m a SITK in a barely walkable area and my wife and I still ride our bikes for every possible errand, because fuck driving for quotidian drudgery. 

In the places that are dense enough for that to work, trains already exist. And in the places that aren’t dense enough, trains wouldn’t work.