were you in a bathroom stall?

or…you will enjoy the new product more than the last.

that's some strange logic, but hey, you do you.

yup.
sounded great in Milwaukee last year as well.

but it will cost you an arm and a leg.
ok…maybe not the arm.

as someone else pointed out, the author likely meant what songs that might hold a child's attention, not turn them into a pervert.

you were wrong and you got absolutely schooled.
just cut and run at this point.

Oh No! Some former goth kid cheesed off over a bad NIN review thinks that I'm the one who cries over internet reviews!

My girlfriend and I found her absolutely charming, and no, my girlfriend isn't awful to me.
Emily is far from perfect, but "insanely unlikable" is a huge stretch.

you thought that was a serious question?

saw it yesterday.
the critic nailed it.
avoid it.

frankly i don't get the like for them.
uninteresting, redundant pop pap.

do you need to be a gourmet cook to judge a meal?
grow up.

I always considered Geils' "Whammer Jammer" (solo by Magic Dick) to be the Eruption of harp solo's.

is that not an oboe?
i'm genuinely curious.

"….most Springsteen songs are long and rambling and really hard to sing."

I thought Handsome Furs were better than both of those bands.

not a single person i know ever mentions LP. Good or bad.
they simply aren't on anyone's radar.

"The Carmichael show got no love"

that voice change just might be the least funny thing about the whole show.