Or could it be most don't like it for any number of reasons?
28% of all critics enjoyed. Perhaps you simply share the sensibilities of that 28%, but please don't act like everybody who doesn't like it has deep, misguided reasons for not liking it.
I watched the pilot.
It was not good.

congrats!
you are THAT guy!

you were beaten to this by at least 40 minutes

ugh

the last American without a DVR!!!!

it's actually
"Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah".

using the word "hipster" is just so lazy these days.

then i'd be stumped on how to describe my weekend every Monday.

weird.
I thought Hook was only boring.

Sweet Jesus, Hook is bad.

The Lawrence Arms…I think…i dunno.
Replacements maybe?

the word "hipster" in one comment, a tired Lebowski quote in the next.
this is going swimmingly!

Nic Cage is now searching for clues to his lack of nomination.

the saccharine is there, but i still think it's excellent.
definitely not for cynics, though.
and those "shocking twists"?
episode 1 definitely.
other than that it had what are commonly known as "cliffhangers".

I'd dump Baldwin off the supporting actor/comedy list and add Zach Woods (Silicone Valley).

it waaaaaaaaaaaas not!

"New York is well above water"

Beneath is one of the dullest films I've ever seen.

i enjoyed every single episode from the start.
or were you joking?

we get it…we get it….