I think this was the woman who was interviewed by This American Life in their last episode. Don’t dismiss her, she had a lot of very smart things to say and everything she said about how congress works is absolutely correct.

Mar-a-Lago Sog-e-cheeto

OK there is no way you guys aren’t shading the bro-chads over at Deadspin. And I agree with the shade. Few things more obnoxious than aloof white boys whose aloofness is courtesy of them having no skin in a game that could end with a white supremacist in the oval office.

I will say, in regards to a parliamentary system (which is something I myself wanted for quite a while), to think on this one thing.

My house is bursting with Star Wars right now. There are small Jedi running about with lightsabers. There’s a lot of screaming. And my baby is five years old. Aaaaahhh. How did that happen?

Yeah, I was so bored with the hate she got. It was so symptomatic of the bullshit standard of *effortless* perfection women, especially celebs, get held to. Hathaway showed that she was working hard to be liked and validated. Everyone remember how at this time Jennifer Lawrence was at peak adulation and everyone loved…

I guess Trump’s tiny hands can only grasp at the really wispy straws.

Says you! *grabs erector set out of the closet *

I’m really proud of this stunt I pulled on my neighbor:

Pussycat Dome!

He’s been spending too much time south of the border and needs the bitter cold to restore his Canadian-ness to proper levels.

Drake: What am I doing? What am I doing?

men are so gd dramatic smh

As a sexual assault survivor and a Wesleyan alum, it’s fucking depressing.

In some ways it makes sense (disappointing and disgusting but makes sense) considering how we bend over backwards to protect rapists and sex offenders or just asshole dudes in general while constantly blaming victims for things out of their control. I’m sure the VA fired him to cover their own asses and avoid any more…

I’m gonna go with: Badly.

You gotta go down to HR and knock on the door and yell “CAAARRRROOOLLLLL!”

Me by the end of this week trying to put the clues together

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.