Odell really got away with that jumble caper, eh The Cheat?

I thought so. I mean, it’s the only outcome that would’ve made sense. But I was thinking Disney would cop out before killing Jyn and Andor. Not that I’m complaining - that ending was metal af

At this point, you’d have to be brain dead not to think either Electoral intervention or Molotovs are the only good options we have left to stop this nightmare from getting any worse than it has.

+1 for beating me to the IASIP punch

How else would they be able to beat Wade Bogg’s record?

He’d suffer a mental breakdown* (which, given his current mental stability, is a terrifying thing to ponder) and go rant on Facebook about “failing Twitter” and “Sad Biz Stone”. Or he’d nuke California out of spite.

Their defense is so sick you’d think Greg Schiano was still there trying to scream away the MRSA

As a Giants fan, I’d say it’s pretty unwise to swap in the more promising, healthier and more athletic QB for the legacy employee who is one bad piece of scotch tape away from paralysis, not only because it’s a fucking awful thing to do for someone with that history of health, but because you’ve won 11 straight with…

Well, there goes their chances at snagging a wild card spot. Would’ve been way better seeing a healthy Dolphins team in the playoffs than the likely 13-10 Ravens-Steelers slugfest we’ll end up with.

Who’s that jaunty jackanapes with moxie and pizzazz? Its the sneak!

Don’t forget every field goal goes either wide right or harmlessly to the ground after hitting the uprights

Lol I’m a Giants fan too. Don’t lose your head there buddy

The Bills fans will have plenty of shots at that one. And if their behavior in the parking lot is any indication, the Browns are getting suplexed next week

Unless the electors get their heads out of their asses and vote against this madman, we are all FUCKED.

Jesus Christ, either nuclear war happens and wipes us all off the face of the Earth, or America collapses/enters a period of civil war in response to the madness this guy plans to unleash upon us all. Either way, heads are probably going to roll in the next 4 years. We are so fucked.

We’re all going to die in a nuclear barrage after Cheeto Benito here gets goaded by a troll into attacking China because someone on Twitter said the Chairman called his hands small and threatened to stop giving him steel. Which of course was never true, but he’ll insist it was because “I’m just smart. I, like, know…

“Dude needs to be more careful down there”

Nothing quite says “80's pornography” than his upper lip

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