Oh Christ, the Giants are becoming as bad as the Colts.

I dunno. It would be just as Browns to go winless and waste their first overall pick on a punter. Or trade that first overall pick to the Patriots/Cowboys for Garoppolo/Romo, who will promptly tear his ACL/break his back on the first play of the 2017 regular season.

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You yadda-yadda’d over the most interesting part of the story though

It’s pretty clear that Draymond is doubling down on his kinesiology this season so people won’t remember that the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

Honestly, what sort of blackmail does he have on Kroenke that he still has a seven-figure gig? This man is the textbook definition of failing upward.

Giants-Patriots III is an actual possibility right now. The Giants even have the pass rush to make it happen. What if they beat New England in the Super Bowl AGAIN? I’ll fucking die laughing.

When the President-elect has a reverse Electra complex & a disregard for the separation of business and politics, you can be sure he’ll run the country like a small-town mom & daughter & pop store

I’m glad there are some men in uniform that don’t feel beholden to this festering orange plague-filled boil. My grandparents didn’t storm the beaches of Normandy and bleed from the bullets of Nazi infantry just so another fascist could take root in our homeland. They’d be rolling over inside of their urns if they…

Oh god, is this what Ben McAdoo is going to do to the Giants in a few years?

Meh. Point still stands. If you’re trying to win the game in the dying minutes with a pass at the goal line, you’re going to have a bad time.

As a fellow Giants fan, I was over the moon when that play worked out. But I think the big difference with the Shepherd touchdown was that it happened with 14 minutes left. Both the 49ers and Seahawks tried that shit in the Super Bowl, with less than a minute left, and it blew up in their faces. Ditto with the…

Ok, I’ll bite.

And far too many cops willing to protect officers like Kirby and keep these murderers and terrorists in uniform.

That’d only happen if he was also playing in San Diego at the time

We’re living in strange times when Eli has done more substantial reading than the President-elect has.

Honestly, the only way we survive the next 4 years is if Trump proves to be super easy to manipulate against the Republican legislative branch (which I can imagine being as easy as forging a letter from Paul Ryan or Mitch McConnell saying “Trump has tiny hands, a bad brain and worse words. The worst words!”), and…

The only difference, of course, was that Cheney literally didn’t have a pulse. Not that Pence doesn’t have a black void in his chest where a heart should be either.

I know. That was a little too painful to type out for me.

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