How is this not getting more attention? Remind me again why there shouldn’t be unfaithful electors come December 19th to avert the incipient worldwide disaster this man’s term will clearly herald?

Hahaha, that’ll do it. Better already +1

Meh. Show me gifs featuring embarrassing fuckups by Cowboys, Eagles and Patriots instead*. Anything from any point in history in do. A Romo pick six, or that Ronde Barber interception, or anything showing Brady dejected and hopeless... all equally delightful. That’s the good shit I need this week.

Of course he hates this - he’s 70 years old, and the first job he has ever applied for was POTUS. And for fuck’s sake, this spoiled orange testicle got exactly what he wanted. I’m in my twenties, on my third job, and I’m left wanting. But hey, that’s the price you pay for hard work. He’s only learning this half a…

How long are we allowed to grieve before we start raising hell and channeling our fury into something more productive? I don’t want something pulled out of the Purge and violently resist, but it’s real fucking tempting to give into the impulse.

This is the beginning of the end....

About that... Fuckface von Clownstick is now President-elect. I feel utterly dead inside and ashamed in my country

The funny thing is, that illustration at the top of this article is less gag-inducing than a photo of the actual Drumpf.

I like the cut of your jib, Taco. Good to know some on the right are principled and unwilling to sell their soul and shit on their dignity for this 12-layers-of-spraytan-having wannabe Putin.

This hits way too close to home. Mostly because my folks are probably of the same mind of half my racist uncles

It’s not even the part with Jon and Dany boning that rubs me the wrong way (hah, phrasing!). It’s how this spoiler leak seems to ignore how the Wall could’ve crumbled in a way consistent with the show’s logic.

Hmm... so this trend involves being motionless, stiff and incapable of enjoying the moment as it happens. This trend seems an awful lot like me during my first time with a woman

The HBO formula for success in a nutshell

This article already has more viewers than Any Given Wednesday ever had

I’ve never felt so torn between uncontrollably vomiting and uncontrollably laughing until I read this.

Well... Shaq might have had the largest butt while he was playing, but his skills weren’t butt, so even his ass can’t define an era. Not an overhyped butt though, by any means. I mean, that’s a handful for Kobe. And any team that had Shaq playing for them packed a lot of back.

I just looked up who that was... and I gotta say, I still prefer the Sauce. Any unintentional nickname for an athlete that is born from shitty closed captioning is better than any derived from poorly worded tweets, no matter how the Internet rolls with it (Hi, Eli Man Penguin Boy!). So, Sauce Castillo is still #1 in…

Agreed. Save Cauley-Stein from Sacramento and get Gordon on a team that isn’t just sorta winging it with its strategy, and they’d be good.

My gut reaction is “Holy fuck, really? Good lord. Hahahahah”

Weird how humans believed such crazy bullshit back then... hell, some of us still do now (looking at you, B.O.B). Didn’t Vsauce make a video referencing Hitler’s Hohlweltlehre activities?