Maybe you can’t swim but you know what’s up with turkey.

Dry brine! https://www.google.com/amp/amp.myrecipes.com/recipe/brined-herb-roasted-turkey roasted chicken is delicious. I’m having too many people to serve just one chicken though :(

Shhhh.!

Preach!!! I spent 30 minutes staring HARD at every angle of a pic of a dress I loved. Went to a fabric store and a few thrifts and viola! Even BETTER dress for $10 (plus labor of course - mine;)

build hype by under-releasing initially so it’s sold out and people talk about it being sold out. the news that it’s Sold Out is in the “news” and on social media, effectively providing free advertising by “influencers.” this doesn’t mean the perfume is good, it means she’s famous and has a good marketing strategy. i…

so i literally give zero shits if this moron dies, but what if he accidentally hurts or kills someone else with this stunt?

Wait, I thought Hell was inside the earth.

Hmmm... $20,000 for a rocket to go 1800 feet, or $300 for a short distance commercial flight with a window seat at 39,000 feet.

Oh he ded.

Why do they hate America?

“Trump added that Moore was better than Democrat Doug Jones who is “bad on crime, bad on borders”

“Women are very special. I think it’s a very special time because a lot of things are coming out, and I think that’s good for our society, and I think it’s very, very good for women. And I’m very happy a lot of these things are coming out, and I’m very happy it’s being exposed.”

Don’t sleep on the Boricua Migration, Democrats. This is your chance to flip Florida for good. Of course, it’s also another opportunity to fuck up a sure thing.

Meanwhile Marshawn Lynch is somewhere not giving a f*ck what Donald Trump thinks about him.

I’ve always been a Shirley fan myself.

What sort of sick fucker immediately jumps to this conclusion? “Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? ....”

I genuinely don’t understand both the “forcibly kissed” and “groped” parts of the Franken story. The photo is goddamn stupid, but doesn’t show contact so isn’t groping - fucking insulting and demeaning, yes, but not sexual assault.

You think I give a fuck if I am on a list from this fraudulent government currently in place? Get fucked, they are straight up traitors to america and the constitution actually defines them as such. They are a direct threat to humanity and your children’s futures. At this point, its beyond the pale to even have a…

The denial runs so deep though. People are actually destroying coffee machines in the name of preserving their comfortable ignorance. We’re beyond the pale.