Only if they bring back the pussy bows and the song, too. Otherwise, no dice.

MOAR DABNEY COLEMAN BONDAGE

How could you possibly improve on 9 to 5?? It’s the best movie ever.

You knew it was coming!

i mean...

I’m glad he takes so much “executive time.” His laziness is saving us (somewhat) from his evilness.

But Chris Brown is a thug black man so it’s completely different.

To be honest I’m still surprised Trump can even read.

Holy fuck. Nunes just said he didn’t read any of the documents that the memo is based on. Said his buddy Trey Gowdy (who just conveniently announced retiring today, btw, and who ALSO said today that the memo doesn’t affect Mueller/Rosenstein at all) did all the homework. Holy fuck, this memo shit cannot get any…

The memo doesn’t need to be good, it just needs to exist. The Right Wing Noise Machine will do the rest. Trump’s going to fire somebody, either Rosenstein or Mueller. His GOP enablers will let him.

The Republican train wreck is just too on the nose. Metaphors are one thing, but literally going off the rails? Couldn’t make this stuff up.

It’s really odd coming from the “law and order” party.

What the hell is ‘beautiful coal’?

Donnie two scoops can’t tweet because Gen. Kelly has his phone in his back pocket, but he’s holding a tv remote over his head that dts thinks is the phone. He’s hopping up, trying to get it, wearing the top part of his suit and a diaper, until Kelly swats him away. Two scoops falls on his giant ass, and all the…

that vacuum cleaner grill is beyond ugly. I’m 30 years old. How about only put a grill that matches what the car needs for air intake, these fake grills are stupid.

Meh. Toyota Tacomas and Tundras have pretty insane resale values.

conversely: “which are the longest lasting cars” people don’t keep cars for 15+ years unless they’re extremely good cars.

Have you seen the price of 2002 Tundra’s and Tacomas. 2010 you could get a 90k mile Tundra for $10k with 4wd. Trade in on a 2002 Tacoma with like 170k miles is now $10k. You’re not touching those for less than $12k these days.

Give him a break, I mean he’s still reeling from an ugly divorce and losing his daughter to cancer. Didn’t you see the flashback scenes?

And yet this dude can go on for fucking hours about his “Dad Bod”, a thing some douche came up with to explain why most men in Hollywood can be overweight while women would get run out of town for looking like that.