This was a lot of words on that Sprouse boy.

Oh I see. You’re just a terrible person. Have a nice day, then.

I’m a resume writer and I promise you can make the transition from academia. The key is to reframe your experience in the language of your target industry, to downplay or remove publications / presentations, and, most importantly, to paint a clear picture of how your skills will transfer to the target position. Do…

Can’t believe you left out Alison Brie.

Idris as a male escort in Absolutely Fabulous (19:40):

I came home and dug up the diary. I effed it up, it was actually 1930 not 1934. Daisy worked at a department store, rinsed out her stockings every night, and remembering my high school history, 1930 was a rough year coast to coast. Anyhoo, thought you might enjoy her Sept 21, 1930 entry: “Mother had the best breakfast…

Guys don’t do emotional labor. He’s already training her for marriage— it’s now her job to deal with his family.

GUYS. Lovett and Farrow have been dating off and on since 2013. How did you all not know this?! Become better Friends of the Pod! (Kidding. I know it because I internet stalked Farrow at one point, and then refreshed my recollection when I fell in love with the pod boys during Keepin it 1600 during the election.)

There is a lot of flirty banter on their IG accounts. I’m way too invested.

How is that so different from what jezebel does? You advertise products with copy that generally reads like: “ OMFG you guys this new hair straightener is my EVERYTHING”.

Every single time I see one of these columns and their logomark, I’m like “wtf are Clothes Whopes.”

When I get frustrated with Mr. Slackss and he with me, I’m going to pull out an old timey paper file I keep of posts like these. To see the reality of the current cutthroat instant computerized (rejection) dating world right now will scare us straight into trying harder. I don’t want to go out there.

I don’t listen to HAIM very much, but when I do it’s almost always this soothing cover:

Maybe I’m just the dummy here, but I took it as her making fun of the inactive people who think they can ignore the problem?

Seems like George C hasn’t lost the pregnancy weight yet. Quite the DadBod he’s rockin’

We need to ban all men until we figure out what’s going on

Think about your statement “it’s literal slavery” and then consider why that is not true. I’ll help: money is being exchanged. Whatever your personal opinion on surrogacy are, people will not listen to them if they are laughing at your blatant falsehoods.

The problem with VERY private arrangements is that they are not known to work because most people don’t think of all the possibilities and know the monetary average cost for services. It is best to have a mediator because all the details of surrogacy need to be laid out by people who are aware of all the risks. And…

When Mrs. Rider1 was pregnant people would ask her how far along she was?