Haha! The M2 is made out of wood, and the AT4 is marked "Inert".

That muthafucka is DICK-LESS!

The guy with the rocket launcher has the smallest penis in the group.

We are a peaceful group, and wish to keep it that way at all costs, We aren’t looking for a fight. We in fact, want the opposite. We want to put on a smile, shake some hands, and be friendly.

Hot take from the Future: decide how many you want, then set aside the rest to fill with water, stash in your car, and offer to panhandlers. We had sports bottle overpopulation until I started doing this. I was only turned down once. Most everyone was stoked to get a nice clean bottle of fresh water.

Holy fucknuggets. I don’t have the words.

what I so plainly had written out.

I don’t think she got the right message from the story of Jesus’ death. That wasn’t the lesson to take from the Bible. These nut jobs never cease to amaze me. They can take words in a book - words that they likely have never read or studied themselves - and they twist and turn them to fit whatever it is they believe.…

Nathaniel. He wants people to call him Nate, but that doesn’t work.

I’m doing the mac and cheese as well as cranberry sauce for my girlfriend’s family gathering on Friday. Let me just say that her idiot adopted brother, a die hard 45-er, will catch words if he starts his pro-45 shit. And THEN I’ll take my food off his damn plate and give it to the cat. Because fuck that deadbeat…

I swear that water bottles fuck like bunnies after you close them up in the kitchen cabinets followed by a twelve hour gestational period. I put two in there, close the cabinet, and go to bed. When I open the cabinet the next day, there are ten. Fuck these things!

You have my full support, should you ever run for office.

For me this applies to cups in general... We need no more cups. We have plastic cups from sporting events from 5 years ago that are so faded you can barely tell what team they’re for. God forbid I throw them out because we have a dozen more from this season that could replace them.
One day there will be 3 cups per…

What in the hell are you doing in my house?! GET OUT!!

Totally reasonable response. I usually just throw them right in the recycling just to have my wife yell at me for throwing them out. So, back into the cabinets they go to not be used for another 6 months.

I would’ve done the same thing or thrown them out (in the recycling) under the dark of night.

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…