This made my colon blow.

…and now you know [long pause] the rest of the story.

I'll never watch that remake. And Freddy looked like he just had a botched facelift.

I recall in the first scene of the book a gay man (trans?) being found mutilated in the river under a bridge. My 12 year old self thought "this doesn't seeem to be about clowns??" And closed it. wasn't this technically the "cold open"?

I blame 7-11

CrazyTown plays peacemaker "Come m' fellas. We're all still great."

*four dudez clink brunch Brosé*
"To Vince! Classiest guy in the 'wood."
"Except for me baby bro." Full frontal of Johnny Drama's micro penis.
*Cut to credits*

I don't care how may dicks I have to suuu….err throats I need to slit. I'm getting people to watch Macgruber too.

Indeed

I love seeing a good comedy in a packed house. (Borat, Jackass, Dodgeball, American Pie were all great experiences). So I'd pick Blazing Saddles.
From the movie's commentary track it sounded the first viewings tore the roof off, people rolling down the aisles busting a gut. Especially the infamous cowboy campfire…

This theme song was my "ring back" tone for most of the '00s. So if someone called my apartment box phone it would blare "Booh-Dum……..BooooooooDum Bum Bum Bum BoodhaDoodha Bowwww" out the speaker throughout the street. People couldn't help but bust a move to that funky lick.

This movie wouldve been better had it embraced the Seinfeld motto "No hugging. No learning."

I almost broke my NES playing Battletoads. One of the most infuriatingly difficult games. I think I called their 800 number to complain.

TLDR: Did they mention his breakout role in the Keystone Light bitter beer face commercial? He looked like off-brand Cosmo Kramer with that hair/look. I always made a note of him in these random roles from then on.

Agreed- I remember getting all my friends stoked to see this in the theater recently and like half the movie was straight filler garbage. But the shotgun sequence/one liners/10 minute fight sequence were still the highlight.

Put on the glasses! *Clotheslines MOPC*

This

Stev Bannon? We've banned him.

Vin Diesel: The Rock http://images.bigcartel.com…

I guess he had an unapproved cameo in Burns' Casino episode.