I wish it was legal to punch people in the face if the judge or jury could side with your reasoning.

"a little bit of water stays in to keep the pumps wet and prevent it from burning out" the word your looking for is primed

Hi Kerry, this was fun but I'm banning you now. You're welcome to continue your saga on your own personal Kinja.

Dear Kinja,

you should, it nerves to read the crap, give her/him/it its own blog..but keep it clean here please...it really nerves

I don't think he should be banned, but he's the one commentator that I wish Kinja had a "mute" option.

he was annoying as all hell

because of the useless antics. maybe?

we could only hope. no more stupid stories :D

Works on humans too.

Would be nice to see why it's illegal.

Great thing you pointed that out! God knows how many people might have mistaken his joke for a serious comment. I bet you feel pretty smart, huh?

These people really seem intent on shaking shit up!

In a time before grooming, probably. As people would seek out partners with less hair there. But we have broken evolution. We can give ourselves desirable traits and, honestly, the vast majority of specimens can successfully have children. So we probably wont be in a rush to become stronger as a species through…

you don't freeze ice, you freeze water.

"Can't get cold enough to freeze the ice"... If it was ice it'd already be frozen. =p.

Sorry. It's one of those things like a hot water heater.

I had one similar to this, with just a big tank instead of a backpack. It was awesome cuz it actually had KICK. It was like shooting a firehose. But it took SOOO long to pump and shot for like half a second so it was always just way more trouble than it was worth.

We use Outlook at work. Keep it simple... Name, position, phone, & email (the reason you put email is in case it gets bumped around, it's easier to find then looking at the goobly-glop head info buried in an email as it changes formats in people's various email clients.

I thought maybe Florida