Next thing you know they’ll be wearing bras on their heads! RIP Bill Paxton.

Will always remember him as crazy brother Chet from weird science! Rest in peace! You will always in charge!

Glad to see my alumni donations are going to good use, wait, I’ve never donated. Carry on. Go Blue Hens!

The Stove Is Hot? You’ll be hearing from my lawyer, Patrick Redford.

Bad hair is now a punishable offense?

True friendship is who decides to cross the barrier and smother Mark Jackson to death tonight.

Agreed! I kept re-reading thinking I missed a Grand somewhere. Apparently Rick Barry’s shots were more than legendary after his playing days.

+1 Keanu “Big Country” Reeves.

Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp. It read Yogi’s a pimp.

Pfft. Our marine animals make an ass out of themselves every Sunday.

Hear, hear!

Just five moves

Las Vegas will also not have great sex with Sheldon.

THIS GUY HERE, I CALL HIM THE GENERAL MANAGER. CAUSE HE CAN MANAGE ANYTHING, IN GENERAL.

Is it an immigration or a travel ban?

Looked like those bugs are equipt to kill and eat about to eat Mr. Egli here.

Looked like those bugs are equip to kill and eat about to eat Mr. Egli here.

Ahh, kid needs to learn to be original.

Auditor: What’s this $10 million dollars for public bathrooms?