The Stove Is Hot? You’ll be hearing from my lawyer, Patrick Redford.

Bad hair is now a punishable offense?

True friendship is who decides to cross the barrier and smother Mark Jackson to death tonight.

Agreed! I kept re-reading thinking I missed a Grand somewhere. Apparently Rick Barry’s shots were more than legendary after his playing days.

+1 Keanu “Big Country” Reeves.

Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp. It read Yogi’s a pimp.

Pfft. Our marine animals make an ass out of themselves every Sunday.

Hear, hear!

Just five moves

Las Vegas will also not have great sex with Sheldon.

THIS GUY HERE, I CALL HIM THE GENERAL MANAGER. CAUSE HE CAN MANAGE ANYTHING, IN GENERAL.

Is it an immigration or a travel ban?

Looked like those bugs are equipt to kill and eat about to eat Mr. Egli here.

Looked like those bugs are equip to kill and eat about to eat Mr. Egli here.

Ahh, kid needs to learn to be original.

Auditor: What’s this $10 million dollars for public bathrooms?

12 wins but a millions laughs!

Caddy: But but Mr. Goldberg I can’t swim!

Bet your ass.

Looks like 10's of well..maybe 15's of people clutched their pearls in terror.