birdsex
birdsex
birdsex

Oh my feeble mind. Please forgive my Clyde!

Breeeeast Miiiilk! You made my daaaayaaa!

Well done James Brown. Let’s throw the cape over you now and let Maceo drum you off the stage.

Better order a dozen or so XXXL USMNT sweaters.

+1 Miskatonic U. grad

Lindsey!

Ow fowa! Loved the 70's!

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Knock down that wall, knock down that wall, knock down that fargin’ wall!

Aww, they are just the biggest bunch of boobs in the voting process. 

+1 Canadian green card

This is great news to hear because DeMar DeRozan is a great kid and...and.. I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE DONALD FUCKING TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

And the number one reason your penguin is pissed off? You ain’t her first choice.

Ah, so you know Mrs. Birdsex, do you?

God I hate the Wizards.

The Capitals are not a badley run franchise

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*coughs up phlegm* Well hop up on Uncky Birdsex’s knee and I’ll tell the story about the Chicago Bear that blew both his knees out at the old Veterans Stadium concrete turf in Philly. (9:36 mark) And you know what? He got up and played the entire second half because back then men were men!