And the number one reason your penguin is pissed off? You ain’t her first choice.
birdsex
birdsex
Ah, so you know Mrs. Birdsex, do you?
God I hate the Wizards.
The Capitals are not a badley run franchise
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Es no pequeño booty
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*coughs up phlegm* Well hop up on Uncky Birdsex’s knee and I’ll tell the story about the Chicago Bear that blew both his knees out at the old Veterans Stadium concrete turf in Philly. (9:36 mark) And you know what? He got up and played the entire second half because back then men were men!
+1 Union Carbide straight to hell soul.
+1 VJ
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Its the Safety Dance. I knew it would come back in style again.
Seems to be the style at this time.
Lasorda: Come closer, I don’t here too good.
This isn’t Peter North. If it was I wouldn’t be able to read the screen.
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Ow! My eye! I’m not supposed to get bull horns in it!
Billy, you got Concourse in my Screamer!
+1 Caroline Doe
Honestly, calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.
“Grab the pussy? Oh you mean Tuesdays”.
+1 D.A.I.S.Y
And absolutely, positively no time warp dance.
He’s probably still upset he blew his chance to hook up with Lena Dunham.