birdsex
birdsex
birdsex

I’ll take meta-irony for $1000, Alex

Johnnie Lotts. Don’t forget Johnnie Lotts.

“The mother of idiots is always pregnant.”

+1 circle gets the square

Andy Murray likes to hunt sugar bears in his off time.

Andre Ward’s Success Has Only Earned Him A Date With A Monster

Who the fuck is Gus Bradley?

Outside of Blake Bortles, I don’t know who any of these fucking people are.

They probably just played The Cure until the Romans couldn’t take it anymore.

Me too. Nothing gets my day jazzed up like childhood injuries.

Not pictured: Little girl’s father with dick tucked between legs.

Now playing

Clearly misunderstood Chris Rocks’ message about ass whoopin’.

I have never heard of Cole Custard before but I am now a fan.

SF stands for Senior Fidel! I knew it.

+15th amendment

Well she does have nice jazz hands.

This is Birdsex. And I approved this message.

Um..of course...what would I know about sex with consenting birds that come in my backyard just asking for it.

Please let him say “you people” ala Ross Perot. Ey yi yi!