Brokeback...I wish I could quit you Tony Romo.

Wienerschnitzel is closed until further notice.

Can someone tell me if my Deadspin account is blocked? My username is Birdsex.

I’m starting to beleive any football player that still refer to themselves as Joey (Porter, Harrington,etc.) will ultimately be a pain in the ass to any team.

This is even more painful than it looks.

The C.H.U.D.s came. Gotta be the day the C.H.U.D.s came. I’ll never forget that day.

They know what the people want. It has to have sex appeal and a catchy name.

Well if anyone knows about poop moves, its Drew.

Gedion Zelalem - Do not open until 2020.

So you know her personally. How cool is that.

I’ve never said this before but you, good sir, need more stars.

That cheetah on the left looks like “Holy shit. This can’t be happening.”

which means I get to sleep tomorrow.

Some guy swam really fast, some gal swam really fast, some guy ran really really fast and a really short girl kicked everyone ass at gymnastics. There were also some great beach volleyball badonks.

Birdsex: Excuse me. People get angry, dogs are mad.

What about us very old folks that remember the Cheech and Chong classic Basketball Jones?

I’m going to assume sex between Katie and Glover would be very quick.

Mike Tirico never gets this job! With his olive oil voice and guinea charm.

I was told she has a great motor but the gals at Jezebel hissed at me.

Try to lock my ass up? I’ll fly like a feather.