What on earth do you mean by a hard no on Son of Zorn?! I actually laughed out loud like three times from that trailer. Anyone who grew up in the 80s with shows like He-man, She-ra, Thundarr, etc. are probably going to wallow in nostalgia and laugh their butt off in that show. I’m all in for that ridiculous piece of…

It’s usually someone in the family. Right, Jessica?

Mmmmm all I’m seeing is Death by Snu Snu.

There’s always something fishy going on when women are on their cycle.

I don't want to live on this planet rock anymore.

He has IQ plus intelligence! That’s almost as good as electrolytes!

Young Ted “Randall” Cruz...at recess of course...

Wake me when they make one of these.

This is the Twitter equivalent of hitting a hard 18 in Blackjack, pulling a 3, and then telling everyone else at the table it was statistically the right move because you got 21.

Bitch, please...

Not to mention it would quickly hit their data cap if it wasn't.

"I can't believe that whore stole my Stanza "

I've been scouring the local CL for a mostly powder blue Stanza as a tribute project to 24

Powder blue. Mostly...

Also this:

Everyone knows slave labor is pretty bad. What this comment presupposes is... maybe it isn't.