You have learned well my son.

In hindsight it was probably a bad idea to put the Broncos defense in charge of security.

Never deal with a dragon.

Nirvana is always relevant.

MRA punks, fuck off.

Boo on you sir. Angel was bad ass. He and Colossus were my two favorite X-men. They were also 2 of the most unappreciated under rated X-men. Angel was twice as bad ass after the four horsemen and Apocalypse kipnapped, tortured and changed him into Archangel in X-factor back in the day. He was also the cornerstone of…

"You call that blood spatter?" – Aaron Hernandez

Correction: a dude with a creepy murder-smile and longish hair.

How about this?

I swear the Kool Aid facial expression changes as it topples over through the wall

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from other computer travel guides such as "Smother Me in Shreveport", "Pinch Me, I'm in Boise" and "I Left My Soul in Sacramento".

AWWWW SHIT, SON! IT BE SQUIRREL TIME UP IN HERE!

Far Cry 3.

Trust me, as a game nerd _and_ gun guy (but not nut) this is far, far, far from overcompensating for anything. That's what the Smith & Wesson .500 is for.

A town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel...

Must be a tight fit in there.