Partiest post of the day, AV Club.

What’s wrong with the title?

Does this feed the right’s persecution narrative? Sure, and you’re not wrong to consider that angle. But is scuttling Trump’s Twitter account temporarily a bona fide stifling of his free speech? Hardly. He’s the most powerful person in the world and has access to the bulliest of bully pulpits. Knocking his Twitter…

An honest “yes” or “no.” I’m curious to see if my “alt-right argument predictor” is fully functioning, but I don’t want to go through the actual soul-trying work of reading alt-right boards.

Yeeeeeah, that’s gonna make it a particularly hard watch. Of course, Woody Allen keeps plugging away with the Old Guy-Young Gal formula so maybe there’s an audience out there for that sort of thing after all.

I haven’t had the fortitude to plumb the depths of the alt-right internet, but if any of you have: Are they trumpeting this as proof of the left suppressing free speech the way I expect them to?

I’ll stay for The Usual Suspects because it’s a classic, but bounce for American beauty because I think it’s overrated.

AHEEEEEEE-HEEEEEE-HEEEEEE-HEEEEEE!!!

Fun fact: My entire Halloween costume this year was a Warren Zevon t-shirt.

First, there’s never NOT a good time of the year for Ben Folds.

Not Dustin! NOT DUSTIN!!!

*Sigh*

*Sees header image of Grave of the Fireflies. Immediately starts bawling.*

*Sees header image of Grave of the Fireflies. Immediately starts bawling.*

As a Republica fan, I was always a bit confused with how they used “Drop Dead Gorgeous” to promote the album, but not actually put it on there. Much like how the rock version of “Hello” was used to promote Poe’s album of the same name, but wasn’t even on there as a bonus track. In the mid-90's, mysteries abounded.

Yep. If I were a conservative I’d be so offended by Fox News. Fox News talks to conservatives as if they were children. I wouldn’t watch a liberal equivalent of it. And no, MSNBC, left-biased as it is, isn’t nearly as bad as Fox on this score. Friggin’ no one is. I’d imagine even Goebbles would be like, “Christ, guys,…

“Also, I was a bad enough dude to rescue President Ronnie.”

I know that the left isn’t free of hypocrisy, but I will never cease to be amazed that the same people who carp about media bias and scream “fake news” the loudest can watch something as patently, almost condescendingly propagandistic as Fox News.

Next you’ll be telling me John Travolta’s gay!

Four touchdowns in one game!