Hey now, let’s not insult Jerry by comparing him to these bozos.

As someone who had their mind blown during Fight Club’s theatrical run: THIS. The way manbaby fuckheads have co-opted the movie makes me reluctant to talk openly about how much I like it these days.

Ahhh! My groin!

I’m also a defender of Snyder’s version. It wasn’t perfection, but it was better than people realized and it had an interesting subtext concerning images and how they manufacture and standardize memory. It will also have a special place in my heart a short it was a movie my late father got inexplicably really into and…

Really lookin got forward to seeing how Lindelof is going to wedge daddy issues into this.

It does suck what Bain did to KB, but I have to wonder how much farther they’d of gone. Brick and mortar retail has really suffered over the last decade, mall-centric stores most of all. If people aren’t buying toys at big box retailers like Walmart and Target, they’re buying them on Amazon these days.

Nah, I’m referring to the very first wave of X-Men figures. This Archangel was the star of many an adventure when I was a kid. He was (and still is) my favorite superhero.

I’m a pretty devout Little Monster, so I’m all kinds of pumped for this. Gaga’s weirdly approachable air is a big part of her appeal and while I’m not someone who begs to be let in on the lives of celebrities, she’s one where I’m genuinely curious.

Let this be the perfect battle.

I loved that you could select between two different player characters in that one: Murray or Hazel Rosenbaum.

Brainlock, Saucepan called you a nerd, but you’re my kind of nerd. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

That’s a score right there. Captain America with the shield launcher for the win, unless you count their X-Men line, in which case the Archangel was tops.

I hate fighting me!

THIS is how you Kinja, people. Right here.

... It’s the saddest toy store there is... And I’m sad along with it.

But I don’t wanna!

Hell naw. KB’s mark up was nuts. A GI Joe that’d cost $3 to $4 at Toys R Us would go for $6 or $7 at KB. When you were a kid lucky to pull in five bucks allowance, that was a big difference. To KB’s credit, though, their sales were pretty killer. I scored GI Joe vehicles from their discount bins for cheap a few times…

Sleeper? Hell yes. I’m always up for some britpop.

I’m almost getting tied of coming onto AV Club and saying “This show is so me,” but fuck, man...

The word “Legend” gets thrown around a lot, but Stanton was the God damn real deal. Rest In Peace, Harry.