I'd lend you a hand, but I don't have one to spare.

A two-for-one deal, then.

It's more than caring about trends or fashion, though that's a symptom. Put simply, we're too comfortable for mass civil unrest. When people well and truly don't know where there next meal is coming from, that's when shit goes down. It isn't that we're some shallow modern society, it's that our backs are not yet…

"The gift shop is out of Bort license plates. Repeat: The gift shop is out of Bort license plates."

And homeboy would learn an important life lesson about valuing what you have. Honestly, I'm kinda rooting for Lars to get his shit together, but I think that's getting one's shit together usually involves having something blow up in your face so you learn not to let it happen again.

Take that, you stupid fishwife!

I vote Buck, because Sadie will achieve what Lars always wanted: Getting Buck's approval.

More like 5 steps back this episode.

But this is why we love her.

Especially when they know all your secrets…

The night the Steven Bomb dropped, I head this loud "SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!" outside my window. Confused, I wondered what it could be. Had someone let the air out of a giant balloon? We're all the car tires in my neighborhood deflating at once? We're the mice finally rising up to conquer our world and was this their battle…

Yep. While I'm sure Rick has his good side, the season 3 premier really put across his dark side. Just because Rick isn't being slapped with negative consequences (yet) doesn't mean that the show isn't passing judgment on him.

Uh, did you see the season 3 premiere? Because Morty's increasing trepidation towards Rick can be seen as sign of the show calling Rick on his bastardliness.

Bingo…*presses detonator*

Quite possibly. I've lost track of myself on more than one occasion.

Word. All lay down their arms to proclaim the greatness of Bojack.

Don't pass. Bojack Horseman is excellent. Trust me on this.

Yeah, there's some definite hooking up going on, but also some definite "I like you, but I'm not sure if I LIKE like you," keeping-her-guessing bullshit on the part of Lars. Having been the Lars in such a relationship, I know the signs.

The thing was is that I was generally a "good" kid. Stayed out of trouble, damn near straight edge. I didn't have a ton of close friends, but I was generally well liked. I was typically seen as a "nice" person, if a bit dorky… But goddam, I have a couple of whoppers from my high school days that I'm half convinced I'm…

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