Metro is and Kid Icarus, man! Metroid and Kid Icarus!

Yes. The 2d of the 16 bit era is still pretty. And the 2d games of the 32bit era like Castlevania: SOTN and Einhander are bloody works of art.

God, I know. We can conjure whole worlds now, and yet I was more blown away by the graphical jump from NES to SNES than I was by PS2-PS4.

Metal has a long tradition of playing with pop sensibilities. See: The Entire Decade of the 80's.

The last couple years it's been "Backwaters" by Drenge. The riffs are primal and inescapable.

If the lady herself declines, then so be it.

I'm pretty sure you'll have to wait in line for that one.

The Erotic Adventures of Brienne of Tarth.
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What? I like tall, powerful women.

Seriously. The free flow of money and the incessant need to campaign are, combined (because one feeds the other), the number one problem with American politics today. Fix that and you fix so, SO much else.

You may mean this in a kinda-in-jest way, but good God, I'm tempted to agree. As much as universal healthcare is desperately needed in the US, electoral reform is also a must.

Yes, MSNBC is considered more liberal, which means you don't even have to call them out. Want to discredit the prevailing tide of mainstream news outlet reporting (most of which, due to pesky things called facts and simple observation, paints the administration is less than favorable light)? You go after the big one…

Newsflash, Mr. Glassner: Someone declining to run an ad is not limiting your free speech. It is them exercising the right of free enterprise which, while not enshrined in the constitution, is pretty central to conservative principles. So, in summation, please fuck off.

For my money, it was the very end of that scene with Mike and Gus at the toll booth when Gus says a bullet to the head of Hector Salamanca would be too good. The way Mike raises his eyebrow at the pure hate radiating off Gus puts across just how deep that hate is. Like, if you got Mike's attention with it, it has to…

Eh, that usually requires a trip to the VD clinic and I try not to wish that on anyone.

Please, anything to wipe away that last season and most especially that half-cop-out of a final episode that wound up making things even worse by nuking most of the show and not simply the aforementioned terrible last season.

Well, we can take a guess who the True Believeers are in jury pool.

~But it wasn't Gerardo's fault…~

We're all gonna get laid!

Burn, fucker, burn (in a completely metaphorical sense. No, I am not advocating violence).

God, I miss Gawker too. Best comment sections on the Internet.