Thanks,

This gif is so white that it gets pulled over by cops in bad neighborhoods to make sure that everything is OK and do you need help finding your way home Mr. Gif?

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

Not to mention “Throws: Parties”, which sounds like something Johnny Manziel would pester the Browns’ flack to add to his official bio.

That was not what producers were expecting when they read “writes for GQ” on his application...

Hot Dog! Right Here!

"I trusted you."

As a kid I shaved the chocolate butterfingers to make them "chicken nuggets" and scooped some ice cream as "mashed potatoes" for my dad when he got home from work.

My 1.5 year old smelled like she crapped her diaper.

@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

You mean Cortland Innegan

Sickening. He has no soul.

Bravo. Maybe we could see the return of the weekly updates on weed related news? I guess it was too political for when it was on here, but it's legal in more and more places, you guys should reconsider.

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

On the way home, Rousey picked up a box of Plan B, just in case.

I agree. It's time for him to make a switch

Not after what the Vikings did to him. Bruises like that don't just heal overnight.

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

This isn't playing, these are military preparedness drills. This bear is training for war.