Reminds me of...

"You don't say? That's crazy, because, just like you, I, as well am not balding at all!"

I am the house disposal system for uneaten pizza crusts. This helps to explain why I am Hobbit-shaped.

Darren Wilson promptly shot Nate Robinson.

This type of reckless shooting gets you a badge, not another ring.

Sorry, but this feels like an empty punishment to me. I mean, the Vikings' season ended weeks ago.

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.