In 2009, Michigan place kicker Brendan Gibbons raped a female student. Taylor Lewan, Gibbons’ roommate at the time, then called the victim and threatened to rape her again if she pressed charges.

Dantonio leaves at the same time as the player, it’s beautifully coordinated.

Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

That Marine didn’t even take off his hat!

Citi Field Fans doing the clapping part is the best part.

That’s one way to keep his head in the game.

Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.

I’m disappointed there wasn’t mention that this was a race-related killing.

Or, maybe he, ya’know, actually misspoke.

Jim Vance is a goddamned national treasure.

Man, you gained some crazy good insight into his personality after he maybe ignored you (or maybe didn’t hear you) after buying some cigarettes in a 7-11.

Jellystone Park gets no love and I thought this was a bear-friendly blog smh

If he moves, fine, just stay away from that fuck Shawcross in training.

Fuck sticking around at a club known for giving young talent meaningful minutes. We all know the real test to see if a player is legit or not is to see if he can ball during a cold, rainy, night at the Bet365 Stadium

GQ’s Drew Magary weighs in:

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

Given his desire to repeal Article 9, Abe’s more of a Wario.

Carmelo goes to a favela to see how the underclass lives without incident while 32 year old frat boy Locknut pisses on Brazil and run home spewing bullshit.

Demarcus Cousins broke into to tears after the sudden realization that the next time he would play basketball it would be for the Sacramento Kings:(

Goddamnit, Samer. This really isn’t the BBC porn I was looking for.