Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

I hope someone bodyslams Dolan from space into the core of the goddamn earth.

I had the game on last night while my wife was making dinner. The following conversation ensued:

It still goes around the Earth once a year though, right?

How come nobody has clotheslined this guy yet?

Your analysis of Atlanta’s defense isn’t wrong overall, but it completely overlooks a highly relevant point, which is that the Falcon’s defense is very, very young and a lot of those outrageous DVOA numbers and such were piled on in the first two thirds of the season. Over the last third of the season, the defense has…

That doesn’t make him not hurt, that makes him trying to ride emotion through his physical limitations. Also something extremely common in sports. What was the consistent level of his play? We saw him get hurt (a couple of times), we saw him come back too soon and basically limp the rest of the way. That there was the…

I’m pretty sure Zion’s not going to be playing in Europe after college.

I’ll translate somewhat, for some of our denser readers: