“They’re there because of Facebook and Twitter.”
I’m constantly shouting, “Heads up, Buttercup!” Eyes rise from phones at breakneck speed, especially when Buttercup is a twenty-something guy.
Oh, so Kate wants Assange to shoot the country keeping him from spending the rest of his life in an American torture/kill facility? And if he does not, he’s a hypocrite.
I love this story. Also, I would rather be in a plane FILLED with people furtively fucking in secret under blankets than have a kid kicking the back of my seat. Or be seated next to someone chatty. Fuck on, star-crossed roommates of the world!
I sent this to Hon. Kara Brown, as this is doctoral thesis levels of you-know-what.
On Sunday, British Labour leadership contender Liz Kendall fired back at the Daily Mail, a garbage excuse for a…
I wonder if Simon’s asshole ever gets jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth?
Every now and then guys will ask me if these are my “real eyes.” I’m pretty sure they’re asking if they’re colored contacts, like you said, but I’ve gotten to the point where I always reply, “No, I carved them out of a dead hobo’s skull.” It’s just confusing and off-putting enough to make them leave me alone.
“I thought you were cute but you seemed like a huge bitch” plot twist! I am one!
I’m always so amused by this shit, like “you’re a 5 on the coasts but a solid 7 inland” as if the men saying it are goddess’ gift to women. I just finished my masters degree at a 75% male school where guys say shit like this all the time. And they’re some strange looking, reddit lurking, mother fuckers. The women’s…
What is happening in this thread I love it am I high
You should try decimation. All of the fear instilled at a 90% discount in training new employees.
If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.
“It was an enormous, enormous triumph,” Steinem told ABC “We feel very celebratory and positive that we have created a voyage across the DMZ in peace and reconciliation that was said to be impossible.”
oh god we need more of you
Well, the cast has spoiled SNL for the past 15 years, so there is that.
I'm sorry. I'm a fan of this little thing called flavor.
Kerrygold is the best anyway!
I bounced a bowl of fancy little French pickles off his forehead, one by one, and the waiter brought me a fresh bowl.