This crab is my new hero.

Multilegged Creatures Know what's up

"Hey, inexperienced female spider!"

nop, i think its adorable

yeah mark you really dropped the ball on this one

Any possibility of Jez creating a college-focused blog? It seems like there are enough articles to populate it. Though now that I think about it, there would probably be too many articles about colleges not doing anything about sexual assault for people to stomach. Nevermind.

Ummmm no one responded to my tip to EGR about the baby seal who got lost in Canada somewhere and had a Royal Canadian Mounted Police escort back to sea.

Rudy Giuliani - Terrorism Expert:

I don't know. Brian Williams recently gave a very detailed recounting of his time with the Russian military. His account of Sasha's capture was particularly moving.

Did he have, like, a really fancy one or something? Maybe with scalloped edges, or little heart cutouts?

Anna Kendrick completes me.

i cant stop laughing

I am stalwart in my against-society opinion that Benedict Cumberbatch is not hot. Peer pressure and all of the world's opinion be damned.

This makes me so proud, you have no idea.

I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...

Tabasco in guacamole?

I was in my early 20's and seriously lacking in the judgment department. I spent the night at a friend's party drinking beer and getting high. Around 4am, I decided that I wanted to go home, and that I was sober enough to drive my car home the 3/4 of a mile to my house on residential roads. When I was at the final…

I SAID THAT I WAS AT THE BERLIN WALL THE NIGHT IT FELL DOWN, THAT I WAS MUGGED, AND THEN I MET THE POPE, AND THEN I SAVED EVERYONE FROM IMMINENT DOOM IN THE SECOND, THIRD, AND FIFTH IRAQI WARS.

This is by far my favorite Shade Court yet. It only gets better with each edition.

I live to serve.

It helps that I grew up in the south where, as everyone knows, "bless your heart!" usually translates to "fuck you, bitch"