“Plus, he was Poor. What a Loser!”

Trumps reproduce like plague 

can we all collectively agree to not purchase this stuff?

Yeah, I don’t get it, either. I’ve been a fan since I read her book The Two-Income Trap years ago. I think she’s brilliant, and brilliant is a great quality in a leader.

Stephen Miller, noted ghoul, and Jared Kushner, a creepy doll, are about to FIGHT.

She’s not going to date you, Don. Give it a rest.

I do too. I think Trump has some major personality disorder/mental illness that makes him the way he is. Since he was born into wealth and power, he’s always been able to have his way, so he’s never had to address it (and he’s dumb as a bag of hammers, which doesn’t lend itself to deep introspection). I despise him -…

I kinda thought she looked like Michael Jackson...in the 2000's. 

i want to read it from start to finish, but i know i’ll just skip to the end to see if trump dies.

What better way to protect babies than to lock them in cages and rape them?

Ummmmm......

That part is kinda adorable. My mother will just call me, leave a voice message, then text me a second later with the message ‘Call me’ after leaving the voice message of ‘Call me’. You’d think there was some kind of emergency with that kind of instance, right!? Nope. she just wanted to know if I wanted to go to lunch.

I get mine in bitcoin. One second I’m a millionaire, the next I could be giving out handjobs for spare change.

I can’t stop laughing at the woman who confronted Pruitt with her son. What a boss move.

The Red Hen Restaurant should focus more on cleaning its filthy canopies, doors and windows (badly needs a paint job) rather than refusing to serve a fine person like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I always had a rule, if a restaurant is dirty on the outside, it is dirty on the inside!

They are gonna be flinging that shit anyway. You can’t dodge every turd, so sometimes you just have to stand firm, have a decent answer prepped ahead of time, and hold firm on course.

The people involved in implementing this policy are clearly craven and morally bankrupt individuals, more than I could ever imagine being. And I’m a pretty shitty person.

New constitutional amendment: fuck first.