95 mph! That’s faster than his downward career trajectory!

You’re confusing criticism of the fawning discourse around Tebow with criticism of the man himself.

I know what you’re all thinking, but those blisters were actually from Tebow masturbating to a replay of the 2009 BCS title game.

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

Man those GC8s were such good looking cars. That might have been peak Impreza.

The training staff will have to answer for this.... earlier in the week, all the trainer told the media was that Noah had a bad toothache.

As an an Eagles fan, this was some good trolling by Pearson, who had himself a real nice career, including two super bowl wins. “I’d like to thank the Eagles fans ... for my career.” Pretty slick, Mr. Pearson, that’s good trolling.

What an amazing time to be alive. MILD POWER GAINS AND HANDLING IMPROVEMENTS, STRAIGHT FROM THE FACTORY

In the US:

Mazdaspeed Protege
Civic Si
Corolla S with TRD Supercharger
Impreza 2.5 RS Coupe
Sentra SER Spec V
SRT-4 Neon
Ion Redline
Lancer Rally OZ
Contour SVT
Focus SVT
Cobalt SS

(Read in Seinfeld voice) I mean what is the deal with all the shifts? They just shift and shift. How many gears do these guys have?

All snark aside, I think this is actually pretty cool. This is exactly how I would’ve used the White House lawn if I was 11 years old and my Dad was the president.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Sanchez told the Daily News that she and her daughter were Reyes’ “road family,”

Isn’t he a little young and new to be speaking like this? I mean, he’s not wrong, it’s Buffalo, but maybe this should be an inner monologue until he’s played a little longer?

If they were smart, they’d pay it anyway. A gesture of good faith might come in handy when it’s time to negotiate a new contract. Of course, if they were smart, they wouldn’t be the Buffalo Goddamn Sabres.

It took Curry a second to understand what she meant. Then the old Bible stories rushed to his mind. Like when Jesus healed the lame man at the Pool of Bethesda, that man had to pick up his mat and walk. If he believed he was healed, he needed to show it.

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

things get interesting at the very top end of the car world

Appropriately enough “Working until you die” is also something Paul Ryan believes everyone should do.