One time I was driving to work and I got hit with a massive attack of IBS and there was a Burger King to the left of the road so I swerved across 4 lanes at speed and right over a curb-height divider I didn’t register was there. I was in a heavily used 10 year old Corolla at the time. It incurred zero damage.

My kids used to beg me to do this when picking them up from daycare when they were little. I only did it twice, because I have now reached the age threshold where it’s deeply unpleasant from a vestibular standpoint.  But they loved it, so it was worth it.  :-)

Ah. Insurance fraud, I get it now.

I am honestly surprised the adjuster assigned to this claim let it pass because there are SO MANY red flags

Still the most amazing dipshits driving these things around.

Ah, see, it obviously engaged the Yakety_Sax.exe subroutine

The size of the drones themselves varies by eyewitness report, ranging from “a car” to “a dining room table.”

But then you’d get JD Vance- the guy who thought Handmaiden’s Tale was a how-to manual.

“work to remove regulatory barriers” to the operation of AVs

Apparently all of the people cheering on the actions of Luigi think there’s room for change...

so we should only be told about things we can actually change... that’s news to me!!

“compel Americans to accept costly EVs”

Respectfully, ahem, here:

You’re not kidding. My band plays for some old-car shows in the summer, and those things really stink up the place, quite literally.

I got a used copy of Project 2025, but someone had already completed the word jumble!*

“Maybe it shouldn’t be”

Just convince Donnie there aren’t any centerfolds in that pop-up book and he’ll ignore it.

Right now it’s far too early in the ballgame to tell how this is all going to shake out

CPO Lexus CT200h. Good mileage, luxury-ish and hatchback cargo practicality when needed in a pinch.

That’s a nice street. I hope the residents there are going to be alright.