If a gasoline tank blows up in an accident I guess your kids would be unrecognizable too.

This dummy will say ANYTHING as long as you compliment him and give him some cash.

Hydrogen fuel cells are hydrogen bombs, didn’t you know? Drop one and there goes an entire city!

But that’s the point: Tesla is an OEM, and they’re selling and partially installing equipment they know isn’t road legal.  As you pointed out, nobody else does shit like that.

The important question is why we’re not using Arnold Palmer’s big dong energy to power cars. People are asking. A big burly fireman came up to Trump, nearly 7 feet tall with rippling muscles and an American flag tattoo, with literal tears in his eyes, and asked Trump why he won’t force GM to create a car using BDE.

Make Lamps Run on Whale Oil Again!

The question is, why is he even bothering talking about it when it’s an almost nothing issue with Hydrogen fuel cell cars havbing a near-zero presence?

Do you blow up in the hydrogen or swim over by the sharks and get electrocuted by the electric boat? It’s a choice facing all senile diaper pooping candidates.

And all with the goal of being able to kill as many people as possible. Just like the Cybertruck!

Tesla is the single shadiest, scammiest company to exist in this country since Trump Steaks, Trump Vodia, and Trump University.

More surprised they didn't just ignore the rules and do the installs anyways, Tesla seems to view rules more as guidelines than rules.

Cybertruck & Offroad.

I am actually kinda happy they are going to turn Arkansas into a big ass hole.

1st Gear: I’m down for Pete to stay on with Harris if that’s an option.

Three minutes is basically sex. Maybe even a little longer. I agree with the airport on this one.

I remember waiting in a hot car with my siblings FOREVER while my mom said goodbye to my aunts.

Am I the only person who remembers the armed military guys outside the airport post 9-11 who would not let your car sit for more than like a minute before they started getting shouty and aggressive?

It’s like the polar opposite of an Irish goodbye.

Who hugs somebody for more than 30 seconds at most? Will Aerosmith’s ‘Don’t wanna miss a thing’ be playing in the background, while your loved one will be sent to blow up an asteroid?