Also when are we going to get to the point where everyone can stop using the (definitely not accurate) term “AI” as a flash phrase on everything? I’m guessing not any time soon.

Surprise? I haz none.

A deceptive Tesla stunt? Never.

At this point, you’re a complete fool if you believe a word that man says.

Interesting how you sound more scared of annual inspections than you are of cops.

John Oliver is a national treasure.

Pathological liar tells pathological lies. 

That’s exactly what the Loop SHOULD be, that you are paying a driver to drive you around the Loop is absurd. I mean Tesla’s can “drive themselves” they have autopilot and Full Self Driving. Well that you need a person behind the wheel in a 100% controlled environment is proof your product can not drive itself. But…

I’d guess the reasons for FSD not working in the Vegas tunnels are:

I hope he’s referring to Jill Stein, a walking talking grift in herself.

It’s clear what his plan is... say the software is totally ready, but evil leftist government won’t let him do it. Never mind he’s not trying to do it in TX where they will let Musk do whatever he wants.

Welp, Elon said he expects to sell 8 billion because there’s 8 billion people in the world, so he’s assuming everyone will have at least one, from the richest weirdo to the poorest street urchin, somehow they’ll all have their own $30,000 robot. 

That whole first paragraph of your comment has been accurate for like the last 7 years.

CandidateS, plural? You sure about that?

They do and would, but then he’ll just throw a fit and blame government regulation for his failures rather than his own stupidity.

Are the dummy “shut up and take my money” investors finally done being convinced by Musk’s vaporware promises? At long last are they actually able to recognize a con man doing an obvious con? Somebody slap me I must be dreaming.

If he delivers on a single one of the promises made it will be a miracle, and doubtful it’ll be as presented if delivered. The most likely aspect I see is inductive charging (and not as a standalone method as presented). Robotaxi is not happening in given timeline, price, or form as presented (Dihedral doors? Tesla…

“His vision is lovely, but somebody has to actualize it,” said Ross Gerber, a Tesla shareholder and CEO of Gerber Kawasaki Wealth and Investment Management. “For now, for the next 24 months, Tesla has to sell EVs. Why aren’t we focused on that?”

“says that unsupervised FSD will come to current Tesla owners in California next year”

so, it was a classic Tesla event!