“Why is this news? Bartolo hits Double-Doubles all the time.”

Outtakes from Season 72 of Entourage.

I hate to do it to you, but it was a poop joke.

♫ Because you’re mine
I walk the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ♫

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

Hey guys, sometimes when you want to make an omelet, you have to make sure someone else pays billions of dollars for the eggs, promise them that the omelet will make a positive economic impact, put the eggs in your own pocket, substitute dog shit for the eggs, and then laugh maniacally while you watch everyone eat…

It's a school night. That always keeps attendance down.

If the Kia Tigers are anything like my Kia Optima, he was back there to help push.

a soccer hating commentor who goes to a soccer article just to post a stupid remark about soccer? Woah. Idiot.

American rock band KISS skipped it on its tour in the region, for instance.

(Cross-commenting)

Are you an attorney or a human being, make up your mind.

Actually *adjusts spectacles* if I’m not mistaken, San Antonio doesn’t have a newspaper, rather a tree in the centre of town where people post missing cat signs and ads for Mario Elie’s cleaning service.

Most of that is in the Constitution (it’s in the First 10 amendments, you have to keep reading). You may be correct about the employment part (because they had slaves, not employees) but a lot of that changed in the 14th amendment.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

And at that point, Drew Magary wrote in his notebooks, “game over” and verily did the journalism gods look down and smile.

Made with only the finest dihydrogen oxide blends.

He leaves his feet every goddamn time he does this. It’s a charging call, at the least.

Well if the Orioles can just hurry up and win the World Series by tonight, maybe the riots will be confused for the “excusable” kind.

Man, I haven’t seen David Luiz abused this bad since the last 2 goals he gave up against Barca last week!!!