“Homophobia, vandalism, racism, all on a Sunday”

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Anyone who calls this traveling can die in a fire.

It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.

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"What must Jameis prove?"

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

Tim Breedlove, the accountant who sent the letter, confirmed that Smith planned these gifts out before his death. "It was his plan," Breedlove said over the phone.

"I used to watch Scrubs after school every day."

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…

"This is not a drill! It's a hammer and nails... Now let's see if you can actually complete a fucking cross, Tim."

I was a fanatical viewer of 90s basketball. I loved it; it made me a basketball fan. That it was—in virtually all cases—uglier, slower, and more disjointed than today's game is as close to an inarguable fact as this sort of value judgment can be. About the only thing that can be said for 90s basketball—the…

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

were still able to watch the game from a less-desirable location

I used to be an insufferable prick. Then, I bought an iWatch and now all I can talk about is this incredible piece of technology attached to my arm that also communicates with my iPhone while backing up all the while to my iCloud on my iMac, which also cost about $3,000 but it was totally worth it because my entire…

she was told to provide "non-standard care"

Will Jurors Hear About The Other Friend Aaron Hernandez Allegedly Shot?