What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

It looks like he fell face first into a tub of glue and then a horse's ass.

My life's the same as before, but now I have a huge, bushy mustache on my face.

The Lakers are 15-41.

Suspended, reinstated, and finally dismissed in the span of five days? That's decent, but still two days shy of the record.

Seconded - although, I believe Ms. Frank preferred "Anne."

Pharell Williams (NBC) to FOX for Jennifer Lopez - Fox replaces an aging veteran with an established young star; NBC clears out a ton of cap space.

Kinja for the fucking YouTube comments.

Skim Milk handled his business

Eh, this is really just a rhythmic slap on the wrist.

He also hasn't eaten any of the low-hanging fruit, I'd wager.

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

I'm surprised she knows what a pass is considering she's been married to Kobe Bryant for all these years.

Malone: Give me your best shot, Kobe

I honestly don't know how Boehim can recruit going forward. He used to be able to say if you come to Syracuse, you'll get to play in NCAA tourneys and do Fine. What can he say now?

Seahawks fans were quoted as saying this was the biggest loss in the franchises' 10 year history.

Agreed. From the owner's perspective, Goodell going front and center and his willingness to be the public asshole all of these owners are privately is his only job. Nothing else. He doesn't negotiate the TV contract. He is a mouthpiece.

"Mr. Goodell, what should we charge him for the 'hold my dick' thing he did on Sunday?"

"We shall come over."

Swift's life has been spiralling downwards for awhile now. It looks like it may have finally reached the bottom.