He probably should've been suspicious when they asked him to bring a Lynch.

Shut up McNabb

I guess sometimes you have to deal with someone who makes things up

These claims lose veracity with every subsequent tweet! We all know he's never been 3/3 in his life.

I was thinking about the movie "Juwanna Mann" recently. Wouldn't it have made more sense for the plot to be reversed? Seriously, a man dressing up like a woman to beat up on WNBA players is an awful, awful idea. But couldn't it have been a little more interesting/underdoggy if it was a woman who shaved her head and…

Bonds' 762 should have an asterisk beside it, and that asterisk should reference a note at the very bottom of the list, and that note should read "762 is greater than 755".

The Pacers Have Hit Rock Bottom

He cried into a towel, and on multiple instances, retched into a bucket at his feet.

Jesus probably can't give you a good answer, kid.

"When you saw one set of footprints, it was when you got you got picked off first with two outs and a man in scoring position..."

When he lifts the hat, a smaller LeBron James pops out and starts disparaging Dwayne Wade.

Worked out for the people.

"Yes, yes. Why don't we just replay the part where Pollock makes it home safely?"

McCann 2:37 ("Thou shalt not show up a pitcher when down by more than three runs!")

Presented without farther comment

Still worked out better than the people facing the Magic Johnson questions on The Dating Game.

I think we've overestimated the average Deadspin reader here, Barry, by assuming he or she knows what a joke looks like.

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

The Cubs are expected to get the L train back on track next week.