The Ones That Didn't Pass

Arkansas NIT History:

Garcia may be trying to do the right thing here, but the very idea of an "Independent Ethics Committee" just seems like a sham, no more than a dog and Ronaldinho show.

[repeatedly hits glass]

The Gators are one of two reptiles in the tournament, the other being Coach K.

It's as if someone put a New York Times headline above a crazy Facebook comment.

What do you mean "will there ever be"? John Daly both plays golf and wrestles with addiction.

It won't make them autistic, and it will prevent them from going around and giving everyone whooping cough.

I wouldn't expect a suspension. It was only his first yellow car.

Everyone is a racist

[busts a nutella]

The piece is called "Sausage Riot".

♬Every Kiss Begins With K-G-B♬

1) 40+

12) Describe, in detail, what your best pair of khakis would feel/look like. Be honest.

Still a less lazy attempt at a Philly cheese take than anything Geno's shit out in the last ten years.

S T R _ N G _L Y

Like the Cubs she then went on to make several embarrassing attempts to buy "W's".

Sajak: Let's get ready for another tossup:

"He reminds me of me," Sidney Crosby said.