McQueary did not tell the players who had abused him

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.

LeBron: Hey man, I got next in garbage can basketball.

Beware, Dick. Eat too much of that fruit and you'll have your diaper dandy.

Index

Denis: "I think it's getting..." [SNIFF] "...dusty in here."

Well let's see: God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, Barry Gibb, and God.

"Gay man becomes first openly Brooklyn Nets player"

Farther than chris kluwe

Nope, that's Chris Farley.

Rashid mentioned one thing that's been bothering him. "There haven't been any montages. I thought there'd be montages."

Buddy this may taste great, but your description reads like an ad for Abilify.

Actually the rumors are linked. When Weeden learned they were bringing in a younger QB in Manning to the organization, he knew it was time for him to leave.

To make matters even worse for Sam Sr., a Denny's waiter then showed up at his table with a plate of food.

You see that he does this during NFL and MLB drafts but that he doesn't do it on NBA drafts. That's because he's too busy with his real job as GM of the Knicks.

Elton John: Don't worry, Michael, it gets bett-

I wonder how many runners they had to ask to talk about running before finding these two brave souls.

"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

Why no "on your back" skeleton event?

So Russia has its own Jim Harbaugh. Big fucking deal.