Imagine a world where it's impossible to read in your head, the only way to read any sort of writing is to verbally say it aloud.
BirdLaw
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This new format is fan-fucking-tastic for open threads.
Crazy late, but +1!
To be fair to Mr. Kraft the proposed Hartford plan involved public money, but Gillette was entirely privately funded. Robert Kraft might be a lecherous old asswipe, but he does have that going for him.
Just wait until you meet his doubles partner: Helmut Sandal.
Awesome. +1
Additionally Dez will be required to wear floaties while in the ice bath.
Ha!
A drunken lout with little grasp of reality? Why not impersonate Dykstra?
If they convert him to a TE all will be right again in Easterbrook-land.
Ha!
Very Nice.
Bassoon.
No mention of Houston being America's asshole? I'm more than a little disappointed.
I think Federer has more unforced errors today than he did in all of Wimbledon.
I'm gonna need a cigarette after this game.
That was the first time ever that someone has referred to Murray as, "too cute."
Good Lord! Murray is flying all over the place.
That's because he spends too much time thinking about all the titles he'd have won if he were born ten years earlier.
Was just about to say something about Murray looking like he had the stuff to win today and then he meekly dumped it into the net and gave that shitty, "Oh fuck, here we go again" look he gets when big matches start to slip away.