dietary sackcloth and ashes.

I miss the old Polly Pocket. There was no dress up, just choking hazards.

I am shamelessly obsessed with this Gisele pic. I fucking love it. I loved breastfeeding, I did it for a long time, and if other women would also like that experience I am happy there are increasingly signifiers out there in the world that it's something you can go for if you are inclined.

I kind of want to go to one of these events as a sort of "undercover inhuman being" and see what they're actually like. Like, I want to be dress up in some suit made by some snooty tailor who will tut-tut my choices and then do whatever he thinks is best anyway because "his family has been doing this for generations, …

I still have this on in the background so I'm sure there is more delight to come but I just heard her say something about a SOUL HARVEST.

Yep, I know I think of Tia Tequila before George Takei, Kristi Yamaguchi, Dan Inoue, Yoyo Ma, Vera Wang, Bruce Lee, Margaret Cho, Amy Tan, Ming-Na, Sandra Oh, Lucy Liu, John Cho, Ang Lee, Tiger Woods or Michelle Kwan. Totally. Tia Tequila is the first Asian-American who comes to mind.

Sometimes it feels like all the people that choose not to have children are exactly the people I wish raised more children.

FFS, I just wrote about this topic this morning on GT. I want the world to stop caring whether or not I have kids! Why does there have to be a public, dissectable reason when a woman/couple chooses to be child-free?

Unimportant, unfamous, non-newsworthy, ignorant, racist people continue to say ignorant, racist shit on Twitter. News at 11.

Hell yes! That sounds so much more fun than the average baby shower is (aka it definitely sounds more fun than slow pastel themed humiliating torture).

I'm so glad I graduated HS in '98, I completely missed this dark era of being a teen.

SOUND OF MUSIC FIREWORKS SPECTACULAR!

You know that Jesus is rolling his eyes and saying 'Bitch, please. They were right.'

I was wondering if Seattle had been absorbed into Canada when I wasn't looking.

This Doug guy doesn't Google stuff, does he?

The article describes a mannequin modeled after Twiggy as being one of the first celebrity look-alikes. I remember one of my first attempts at articulating a feminist opinion back when I was about 9 years old (1969 on 1970) - I wrote "DOWN WITH TWIGGY" on my notebook. I didn't know about body-shaming thin people back…

This is kind of hilarious and I can't get behind the Rebecca Black hate - Red Hot Chili Peppers, Train, Fergie etc etc etc have way dumber lyrics and they're all adults.

Blurred Lines is nominated, but nothing by Janelle Monáe is nominated?