Now all I care about is how to train for the bag carrying mosh pit rave olympics.

Calorie burning questions?

Haha, what a zany world that would be. "It was nice out today so I decided to just wear a cock ring while running my errands."

My ex once bought me an Agent Provocateur thong.

My thoughts exactly. I wouldn't be embarrassed to play this one bit, if it weren't for the hideous graphics. How does anyone expect anyone to fall in love when they're so creepy-looking?

I want to support this game, I really do - but only on the condition that they get a better graphics designer. Good God.

While I love the idea of this, I HATE the art style SO. DAMN. MUCH. If you can't afford full on modern day graphics, go for a cute 16-bit style or something, rather than this fugly 90's barbie game style. Urgh.

Where are you from?

Exactly. And guys who don't understand that a conversation can produce clarification and ease, not just discomforting FEELS!

ha! i got the same thing. when i tried to discuss it, he broke up with me because (and i quote) he didn't like my "feminist personality". all i wanted was to be able to go to a party and mingle (instead of spend the entire time with his arm around me). or show up at his place, for agreed upon plans, and not find one…

I don't know about you guys, but in my own love life, there is a 100% correlation between guys who label me "crazy" or "needy" or "possessive", and guys who have cheated on me.

I had a bf who thought I was needy. (Because I needed him to not cheat on me. And needed him to not make plans with me than disappear without any message, ect ect)
So I stopped.
And became too independant, and too "hard to know".

I guess this is the only mustache I will ever love.

Can we talk about how dumb that Tom Selleck mustache looks on him?

Story time: I worked at a shop where we placed phone orders from the same vendors every day. One of our guys started crushing hard on the woman on the other end of the phone. He would get all flustered and blushy when he had to make the call...it was kinda cute, really. He finally took the bold step of asking her…

Thats nice, call me when she makes a piece of music that does not suck donkey balls.

50. Mississippi

HE'S A RAPIST

R. Kelly is a piece of shit. I can't believe this article is on Jezebel. Honestly. WTF.

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