Oh my dog, my husband just told me about that. Religious people believing the body is not just a vessel is so strange to me. I thought religious people believed in souls and stuff?

There's a very conservative talk radio show host where I live (another city that just attempted a similar abortion ban at the City Council level, incidentally) who is constantly posting on Facebook about the evils of abortion, causing her brilliant listeners to wax poetic about LIFE, man. Like, it's all about saving…

I've told this story before, but my ex-mother-in-law FREAKED OUT when she realized I intended to honour my then-husband's wish for organ donation. "Even his eyes?" "Uh, yes, of course." "BUT THEN HE WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE IN HEAVEN!"

Stop with that!

"We believe it's our mission to save lives."

For some reason the word 'yoni' upsets me so much. Like it transports me to a foot-smelling co-op boarding house where some trustafarian with the beginnings of dirty dreads tries to convince me to touch his unwashed penis, you know, for his art installation.

If someone handed me an invitation with this picture on it, I would throw it away immediately. It is so fucking ugly.

I'm just wondering how anyone managed to even read that godawful invite.

GODDAMN I love over-sized sweaters. I've bought like 345872457 this fall. H&M has been my jam, they've had some bitchin' cheap ones.

I love the original dearly and would love a good sequel... but when was the last time Tim Burton made a good film? Actual question.

Brittany Murphy is the one celebrity death I'm never over. Every time I see her picture I get so sad.

I've added whateves, amazeballz, biotch. Aw hell I know there's more but I haven't had a full pot of coffee yet and my brain isn't fully functioning

Fabulous, although it continues to make me sad that we're still struggling with this. Today, my hometown is holding a vote to ban abortion after 20 weeks. In a state where most people live in rural areas and the teen pregnancy rate is off the charts, the idea that we're pressing forward on ANY abortion limitations…

As a lady in Texas... I feel so touched that people outside the crazy zone care about us.

How I read this article:

Any time I read one of these anti-Walmart stories, once I get past the rage, the first image that pops into my head are the execs and PR people at Target doing a little dance every time they read these too.

Well, your aunt is a homophobe who doesn't love us. But it's okay; we love you, and she's going to lose her campaign. Please pass the sweet potatoes."

You are even less of a humanitarian than your father, a man best remembered for the time he shot someone in the face.

Um, pretty sure he's BEST remembered for being an admitted war criminal who broke the law willy nilly, contributed to the current state of our freedoms and Constitution being in tatters, and is in…

Christmastime at Jackson Hole (which also happens to be what I call my Winter Solstice sex party)

This "love the sinner, hate the sin" bullshit is so, so insulting and so dehumanizing to anyone who understands what it actually means.