noooo don't point out how bad it is because now she'll stop doing it! I like the idea of clueless martha better!

I can't understand a woman whose entire brand is built around impossible aesthetics producing pictures like this and then turning them out to the public. THEY ARE HORRIBLE. There is not point in taking pictures of your food if it is going to make the food look terrible. And can't you look at the picture and tell it…

I still get really strangely sad about Brittany Murphy when I see her on screen or read her name. She was not done showing us her talent, by half. This is really sad, I hope her family get the closure they're looking for.

Sexual harassment lets me know I'm pretty.

How could you forget this one????

Soon-to-be ex-child bride Courtney Stodden

Dude, I just love all the white guys (and our resident anti-feminist "woman") pretending that several minutes of sexual harassment before she even speaks is heckling, just like male comedians deal with all the time— even more! Because men!

Something that came up in my twitter feed an hour ago,

If being able to say anything at all that doesn't induce vomit, self-mutilation or suicide, about a fucking John Lennon documentary in 2013 is the litmus test to blog for Gawker, I must say: I take back all the vicious things I've said about how terrible the average Gawker blogger is. Bless your dedicated hearts.

"Go to Netflix and watch Love Is All You Need, and write an approximately 500-word review."

Why, for the love of God WHY, do they insist upon sending models down the runway wearing suspender belts but NO STOCKINGS? It looks like a thread has come loose on the knickers or something! It's even more stupid than wearing a giant smily face on your back.

"uncharted territory for men to conquer"

I'm guessing that verse is found in Shitimadeup 13:2, which is also where God says that women should just get in the kitchen and make men a sammich already. And something about chatty lesbians is probably in there too.

"If you go too tight, too short, or too low-cut [in your clothing choices], you are no longer a person to get to know but an object to use."

"Accept your girly-ness. You're a girl. Be proud of all that means. You are soft, you are gentle, you are a woman. Don't try to be a guy. Guys like you because you are different from them. So let your girly-ness soar."

Um, aren't "conquering lands" and "standing up for the opressed" kind of at odds? My Native American ancestors would be so happy to know that those lovely calvarymen were just standing up for them. Thank God they can rest easy now.

Pretty impressive set of kids - articulate, funny, able to identify bullshit when they see it.

This guy is such easy pickings between the hair/face/personality/POOKA FUCKING SHELL NECKLACE, that I just am tired thinking about all the possibilities.

I can't be the only one who laughed the second I saw this face. I literally stifled a laugh, because his face is just... so hilarious.