She's a master shot who'd drop him like a tree.

So...basically he's saying "I wish I could legally shoot a woman who called me on my bs!" Wow. Just, wow.

I wish dueling was legal so he could fight Rachel Maddow too. Rand Paul is kind of lucky its not legal.

Ah yes, saying you wish you could shoot a woman. Way to deal with the fact that your brand is toxic with women, GOP.

This reminds me of something I read somewhere, where men and women were both asked what their "comfort foods" were. Men tended to answer with things that are labor-intensive and/or complex to make - lasagna, meatloaf, fried chicken. Women tended to respond with convenience foods that don't require preparation -…

Ooh I hate that shit too. An acquaintance of mine posted that she was almost in a terrible sounding car accident (that would have probably killed her if she hadn't swerved) yesterday, but she survived because it was God telling her she has more to do with her charity work. I rolled my eyes because, ok fine, believe…

That happened to me. The guys I was dating through highschool (in was in college) and I got married 6 months after I graduated in 2006. We got married because we were horny and didn't want to be "tempted to fornicate". He cheated on me about 8 months after our marriage. I stayed with him for 5 years because I thought…

I always assumed it was because us heathens were more likely to live with the person and be with them for longer before getting married. I know if I got married to the first person my 18 year old self thought I would be spending my life with I'd be one of the divorce statistics.

Married atheist lesbian here, going to be married forever just to spite the fundies. :D :D :D

So, Jezebel has been (rightly, in my mind) criticizing the trend toward near-nudity in women's Halloween costumes, and then two women who buck that trend are accused of wearing pajamas? Neither the Cowardly Lion nor Buzz Lightyear are known for having particularly form-fitting outfits, so it seems like these women…

Just you.

awkward school photos!

Sorry about the face removal. I use my name online but I still prefer a smudge of privacy.

It was so hard to photograph my pups! She Ra, my pegasus Swift Wind, and a small dragon :)

I may be a terrible person for this bit of 'tache shaming, but that is the most pathetic attempt at a moustache I have ever seen.

Also, my friends' dog Jerry (who is part dalmatian) is going as a real dalmatian, and then their other dog Frankie is going as Jerry!!!

I'm tumblr!

I think you're overthinking this.

How I Met Your Father will be terrible for the same reason that That 80s Show was terrible, which was the same reason Oliver Beene (also from Bays and Thomas, I just learned today) was terrible.

You can't make an exact copy of an existing show.

Girl Meets World *might* be okay, if only…

So you can't be a true woman if you haven't given birth? Way to be transphobic and also generally assy to child-free women, infertile women, and people with tocophobia.