According to the affidavit, on Friday, Jordan approached four people identified as Hiker #1, Hiker #2, Victim #1, and Victim #2. He was acting “disturbed and unstable,” playing his guitar and singing while he hiked. The meeting quickly turned hostile after Jordan announced to the foursome “...anyway, here’s…

He’s clearly having a stroke of some kind.

We’re all agreed this guy is jacking it, right?

You thought season 8 Bran was creepy... Well, imagine if he’d been filmed those scenes when he was 45.

like, word books? ugh, gross.

Hold my beer...

In all seriousness, I love these hires for the Lakers and am almost as excited for them as I was when they hired Magic. I should also probably note that I’m a Warriors fan.

What are the odds that Jaime would survive the loot train battle with his golden arm and armor in the deep river? Or the odds that all the main stars with incomplete arcs would survive ‘the Long Night’ which was... really, the length of a typical night? Euron was a bigger issue - he somehow survived (what are the…

She’s off to find Nymeria. And just nod to her. The End. 

First they plagiarized the strategy for the battle against the Night King from my first Total War game where I thought cavalry were like the tanks in Command and Conquer. Now they plagiarize the attack on King’s Landing from the end of my first Dungeons and Dragons campaign where rocks fall and everyone dies.

Ghost, Nymeria, Sansa, Tormund, Brienne, Sam, Gilly, and Arya's Magical Glow Horse: Twilight Sparkle

Euron can sense main characters from 100 miles away. It’s one of his powers that he has.

At least it looked pretty.

Arya and Jon Snow are piiiiissssseeeeddddd.

I wouldn’t call lethal weapon 5 a waste of time

The best part is you seem to be completely oblivious to the joke and where it came from.

Who needs to know anything about anything when your product is "disruptive"?

Unfortunately by disrupting this sacred funereal dirge, this child has now incurred the wrath of the all powerful Masonic order.  

All you assholes laugh at Ben but it is not funny.   He could have been really hurt jumping down out of his booster seat so quickly and running away.  It’s a big drop for that guy.  

Let’s see, she tells Jamie just after the dragon attack when there were three dragons, Jamie ends up heading North after Tyrion takes her at her word, even if you take the 5, it’s gonna be awhile, but if there’s traffic? Like some kind of Dothraki pile up? Hoo Boy. By the time Jamie gets to Winterfell, there are two…